So Katie told me to make a blog. So here it is.
First off I would like to get some things straight:
1-I make no promises that this will be interesting/funny/intriging or anything else for that matter. Turns out Im not that great.
2- Im a bit of a bitch.... Its true. I try not to be, but turns out... I cant help it. I think, No, no I know I'm just freakin hilarious and people take it for being a bitch. So if you think Im being bitchy, well... You can suck it. (Kidding!!)
So anywhooo... I guess I should tell you about myself right? Thats how this thing works. Well Im 23, 24 in March (whoot, whoot!) I am divorced.... Yep you read that right, divorced. NOT A JOKE. I got married Oct 8,2007 divorce was final Dec 2008. Solid 14 months!! Dont judge me people you have no idea. I now live in my house with my dog Henry. Dumbest dog in the world, but he loves me. 2 cats-Lola, and Wilfred (again dont judge me on the names) My boo-katie just joined us about a month or so ago, and her cat Pearl( or booger) if your talking to her. Katie and I are pretty much the same person in different bodies, this is why we get along so well. We both pretty much hate everything (although she tells me Im a fun hater) Look- I dont like Vegas, so shoot me! To many people, I'll end up killing someone and going to prison, its true. I have a bit of a temper (can you tell?) Lets see. I have a sister, who I am the complete opposite of. I love her and would do anything in the world for her but really with your panic wistle in the middle of Chili's?? QUIT IT!!
Katie and I are doing this ridiculous work out thing. Look--Jillian Michaels is a bitch from hell... tell her I said it, She's small I think I could take her. And Im pretty hungry so I also got that going for me. For Real. I would like to die.
Well Im just sitting at work waiting on the dock to get done shipping so I can get the hell out of here!!! Turns out I have to invoice everything when they decide to get done. AWESOME. Well thats pretty much all I have to say so far.... Sorry it was so long.
